They hide daggers and little guns there, so why not?

November 6th, 2006 | by amarfresh |

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Gents, this won’t be the first cell phone accessory to make you roll your eyes, but it might be the first to affect your sex life should you bestow it upon the special lady in your life. Introducing the Cell Phone Garter! The description on the product page would handily outshine any smarty-pants commentary I could come up with, so here’s some highlights:

…feel ready for anything…a smooth, seductive fit…use it to carry your lipstick…wear it over your jeans.!

Each garter comes with “a dram of exquisite, all-natural, essential oil perfume [in] Tunisian Amber, Vanilla, or Black Rose.”

Sexy + Practical = Sexactical!

Props to: The Cell Freak.

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